Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Here I come, America!

OK that title is a little deceptive, I'm not coming home anytime soon. But I've just learned I'm going to see the US play in the World Cup on Saturday! This all became official an hour ago, when the US beat Algeria in stoppage time, and England beat Slovenia, but not by enough to overtake the US in total goals scored, thereby leaving US as the top team in their group! For some time now, I've had tickets to go see the Round of 16 game between the Group C winner and the Group D runner-up. It was a longshot, but in the end, we won Group C.

Look how happy my next door neighbor is for me!



That's Relebohile Mpopo and her daddy, Tumelo. He's another Maths/Science teacher at my school. She was born the week after I moved into my house. Many Basotho toddlers reach a stage where they cry when they see a lekhooa (white person). I pride myself on helping to raise Relebohile with a familiarity with makhooa, such that this might never happen to her.

But I digress. Point is, a couple friends and I are heading up to Rustenberg, a small city outside Johannesburg, on Friday, to go to this game, and I really can't wait.

I actually was able to visit Bloemfontein to see the Greece-Nigeria match last week, as well. It was an awesome experience, though surely not nearly as exciting as the next one will be. We all supported Nigeria (Africa pride, I guess). Validating our pro-Nigeria sentiments, the Nigerians we met were joyful, friendly, and really pleasant to be around. They added a lot to the experience. The Greeks, on the other hand... well, I don't want to say anything. It's best not to make any rash judgments based on a first impression, right? Or on a second, or a third, or a fourth impression, right? In any case, the game was really something to remember (sadly, Nigeria lost 2-1). 

In other World Cup related news, World Cup fever in Lesotho is raging strong. The official slogan, which you hear on TV/radio commercials as well as on sports shows, is "Feel it. It is here." But it's said with a really thick accent, and it's REALLY drawn out for effect, so it sounds more like "Feeeel EEEET! Eet ees HEEYEHHHHHH!" It's become such a household phrase that I frequently see one person say "Feel eet," and everyone else in the room will gleefully yell, "Eet ees heyehhhhh!" I love it. Once, a PCV friend and I were watching a game, but evidently weren't enthusiastic enough. Our Mosotho friend told us, "It is here, but you are not feeling it." A good laugh was had.

Also, let me just put it on the record, vuvuzelas at the World Cup are awful. I hate them. People in my village blow them regularly, at times waking me up in the morning, and they drown out all other sound both on TV and at the games live. Made of materials that range from plastic to cheap flimsy plastic, they play a single, highly grating tone. And to those who say its a meaningful part of the culture, that's a pretty big stretch. Animal horns by the same name were once used in village life, but we're dealing with neither animal horns nor village life. Not to mention, it demeans the richness of the culture that South Africa doesn't find something less abrasive to trumpet (no pun intended) as a cultural icon, like, I don't know, singing. Or face painting.

So, what else? I haven't posted much recently, because, frankly, not too much has been going on. We finished up classes for the semester. My class of 118 Form A's is on pace to have 10 students pass to Form B (and if it were based on Maths/Science alone, that number would be 5).  I am on break until late July, at which point, our new buildings will be complete. Then, my class of 118 will turn into 2 classes of 59. I can't wait for that.

With all that said, here are two anecdotes, one sad, one comical.

- There's a really nice kid in my Form A named Paseka. He's 13, I think, but looks like he's 9. He lives alone with his younger brother, up a mountain about 40 minutes walking from school. He tries harder than almost everyone in the class, and though he isn't passing yet, I'm optimistic he will pass when finals come around in November. But he's got it pretty rough. One day I found him cutting school, walking home by himself. I was shocked, because he's such a well mannered kid. I asked him what he was doing, and he explained that he was too hungry to stay in school, and he was going home to eat. My heart broke a little bit. Surely I couldn't punish him. I told him I'll keep it a secret, but he can't do it again.

The point of the story is, last night he knocks on my door after dark (again, very out of character). He tells me he has no light in his house, and he is asking for a candle. Now, I make it very clear to everyone that I have a firm policy of not giving money, food, or anything else to students, regardless of their story. I've never broken this policy. But somehow, I know how sincere Paseka is, and when I picture him and his little brother in the dark, in the freezing cold, I can't help myself. I can't send him back outside with nothing. So I give him the candle and tell him I can't do this again.

It was an awkward, sad situation, one that I only hope doesn't come up again.

- Everyday, I bring a Nalgene to school, full of filtered water. There's a tap where everyone else gets water, but us makhooa are better off with filtered (think Montezuma's revenge). But there's this one teacher who, for some reason, frequently asks to drink some of my water. I begrudgingly agree every time, hoping she won't take too much. Well, the other day, we're standing outside when this happens. She takes a hefty swig. Then she stops, and deliberately pours about half the water onto the ground. I stare at her in confusion. She looks back at the bottle, and pours nearly all of the remaining water on the ground, handing me back about an inch of water. I ask her, as politely as possible, "Why did you dump it?" To which she casually responds, "I like dumping." Then she turns and walks away. We're still friends though.

OK that's all for now. By the way, I love reading your comments, so keep em coming!

Monday, May 31, 2010

My house is so cold... ["How cold is it?"]

1. My house is so cold, I woke up to find a semi-conscious mouse shivering uncontrollably in the middle of my floor a few days ago (I proceeded to perform a cervical dislocation to humanely put it out of its misery). 

2. My house is so cold, I left a raw hamburger wrapped in foil sitting on my floor for 48 hours, and it was still 100% perfect for dinner tonight.

3. My house is so cold, condensation forms on my corrugated tin roof every night, and then drips all over my floor, my bed, and sometimes even my face every morning.

Only one of those three stories is fake. Can you guess which one?

OK just saying hello, and rubbing it in your face how much character I'm building. Tomorrow is the last day of school, then I have off until July 21. Gonna be a nice break, but I'll miss all my little @#!%ers, as I've come to call them (affectionately of course).

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Mantis and Moon Pictures!

As this was one of the best vacations I will probably ever go on, it warrants reliving it once more on the blog, this time in photos. Also a good way to introduce some my close friends here.

Abortion is illegal in Lesotho, but legal in SA. So Basotho will at times cross the border to get the job done. Here, at the border gate, is an advertisement for abortion doctor, Dr. Mama Lerato (lerato being Sesotho for "love"). Kimiko is doing something here with her hands, maybe illustrating the Circle of Life, since Lion King took place in Africa... I'm not sure.



Insert your own "Why did the baboon cross the road?" joke here. Seriously though, this was the defining "Welcome to South Africa" moment for us, about one hour into the drive.


I'll just say, it was a long ride to Mantis and Moon.



This is actually what it looks like in South Africa. This is not fake. Hamonate, e??


Durban. Our first time in a real city since leaving New York, though we were only there to change taxis. While most of us were busy saying things like "Where the hell is the taxi going South?" or "We are all about to get robbed," or "Someone just stepped in a puddle of urine and splashed it all over my leg," good old Kimiko was wandering around joyfully taking photos. Thanks Kimiko!


HOSTEL


Seriously, treehouses in the middle of the jungle. Absolutely incredible, I might just apply to work here one day. 


Oh, and the food here is awesome too. Here are two fellow maths le science teachers, Shanthi and Party House (aka PH aka "Fuhh" aka Adam).


BEACH


Rory - Smarter than he looks. You can also see him in action here: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/09/23/110-frisbee-sports/ He's the white people who loves frisbee.


What you see here is a really ugly ocean, not to mention a putrid sunset.


GORGE


Hiking through the jungle on the way to the gorge (Kimiko, Dustin's shoulder, Shanthi, PH, me in the back).


The gorge! It's big. You dive into it. Lush foliage, waterfalls, and chirping birds surround you as you swing around helplessly across the bottom.



Taking a nap on the side of the gorge before my dive. Though it looks a bit like I'm clutching my head in anxiety, I'm actually sound asleep here. Sara is testifying how peaceful the moment was.


Just before jumping...


Sadly, EVERYONE with cameras spaced out when I jumped and forgot to take pictures. So here's my friend Katie jumping, and you can pretend it's me. I swear I jumped though.

OK Computer dying! That's all.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Pictures!

Finally! Thanks Mom for funding the External Hard Drive that made this possible. Now, without further ado, some pictures from my house and my school. Pictures from vacation will come next time.


So, I'm actually at the PC Training Center here, on the day of Swearing In. I'm pinning my name on the big Lesotho map where my site is. Not sure if it's usually a ceremonial thing, but about 4 of us pretended it was. Notice my Seshoeshoe shirt (very popular with the Bo'me) and my back sweat - apparently, it was really hot here once. Seems like a distant memory.

School


A view from my school on a cloudy day. I teach on top of a mountain, though in Lesotho terms, it's called a hill. Here you see one of the toilets, not very exciting. The point is, look, I'm in the clouds!


But when the weather is nicer, it's quite beautiful up here. On a hot day, the wind you get on the mountain top is refreshing.


"Lesotho, Fatse La Bontata Rona..." 


These aren't my students - this was on a school field trip to a Cave Village called Ha Kome, where we saw many other schools too. Some kids were sitting hanging over a ledge overlooking this expansive mountain landscape, and I thought the silhouettes made for a nice picture. This is currently the wallpaper on my computer.


This is just a completely silly response to a recent test question. Actually it's kind of cute. Nevermind that the answer to "Organ that produces sperm" is "male and female." In case you can't read it, the question is "Describe, in detail, the process of fertilization in humans." The answer is "human have a baby and have a big house. Human have money but not all. The want a work because she want a money." This was FAR from the worst answer I got to this question. The worst was "Tail. Uclens. Tail. Uclens. Tail."

FASFAC - Form A Super Fun Academic Competition

I had a competition in my classes for a month. I divided the class into teams of 9, and the team with the highest test average for the month won. The winning team got a pen, a goofy certificate, and got to come to my house for home-made chili. It was a blast.


Here's one of the certificates. Palesa Mokete is the "magrabilitationalism" girl. I drew everything on the certificate, then gave it to another teacher who helped with the compteition, to add some color.  She unknowingly drew a Jewish star (in Christmas colors, no less) which gave me a good laugh.


5 of the winners, at my house, eating chili and showing off their sweet new certificates. From left to right, Ntsoaki Morake, Palesa "Magrabilitationalism" Mokete, Dimakatso Nkabane, Puseletso Lentjeka, and Mankoane Maimane. All really good kids, and some of them are really bright (hence them winning).


Showing the kids my music, and pictures of my family and America. A very Peace Corps picture, no doubt.


They took my camera and started playing with it out on my front lawn. This is just a ridiculous picture that I can't stop laughing at. In my head, Palesa is screaming "Magrabilitationalism!" and Puseletso is saying "What the F are you thinking?" 


Finally, one last picture, this one of Selabalo, the 4 year old I talk about from time to time. This is also on my front lawn.

Enjoy! Ke tla ngola hape haufinyane (I'll write again soon).